Not sensational, not funny

 Not sensational, not funny, do not rot, not H, nothing, only my perception, and perception are used to support some of my fiction pieces. Background music is logic ...
1.
Raymond woman's brain is working and if that accounted for a half eaten, then less than half in the remaining half is about a family, a friend less than half of them probably because the name of a friend more strokes, accounting for most of the position.
Ron Ng is not so motivated, is not so greedy, so the only one working and eating less than half, leaving about a half in a less than half the family, one half are friends, and also because there is a friend to bear the name of a mountain, so it take a lot more area.
which most of the rest of a woman in a corner.
Raymond's brain why did not the position of women, because he really was working, eating, family and friends took up all the time and attention, so that it would have been a gone to squeezed.
down not to say that no woman in his life, he has a lot of these women are working, eating, family and friends scattered four plates in the. the work of female opponents, to bring food to his female fans, home, mother and sister, there are many female friends. But the existence of these women and not let him in their minds, they are made available for a dedicated area to, for him, it is too complex and difficult task, while he encounter complex things to think about eating, there are a lot of friends that the name of strokes, so the brain is made available for an area this woman to have so far not made.
Ron Ng different, apart from work, food, family, friends, but also a woman quietly kept the brain partition, because it is a lot of crazy women are willing to live in him, are not know for the NIE.
But why only the partition in a corner of his brain, it The reason: He had trouble too. You know, if the expansion of the region, means that the expense of a man almost all the time and enjoyment of life, when work will become to make money, you want to eat will become Which restaurant, the family will become the color of the furniture you like best friends will turn out tonight Can and xx? As for hobbies, such as playing computer games ah matter of raising goldfish care what the grass, I am afraid to be tearful goodbye.
Ron Ng looked silly but in fact is not stupid, so he is retained such a corner, only to occasionally satisfy desires nothing more.
2. alien
Raymond and Ron Ng are a good friends, at least they say the outside world. So in fact it? funny in this world who know the truth?! If someone says he can tell you the truth, then you have to think about this one is not a liar, parents Ye Hao, Ye Hao schools, the media Ye Hao, owner of her husband are good, because everything in this world is the self-perception, not fact. so do not say that I am the author of this fictional story, even days, even to itself, even these two heroes do not know what is between them in the end.
Raymond Lam and Ron Ng had just had a lot of understanding of the intersection, basically revolves around work and gossip. two big men also gossip? course, as long as people gossip. They gossip, what we do not know, maybe the students my colleagues, and perhaps work new phenomenon, or a woman, or to think out of all things. to know the sport is gossip can quickly narrow the gap between the distance between people. two people so the more the more interesting gossip, the more interesting the more gossip, more gossip more that the heart have, the more that the heart have more go, the more unable to stop the more muck, the more muck on the more eyes light up , the eyes bright, incredibly, and Ron Ng boys suddenly feel that their heart jumped a beat missed, how else child? before and like the Girl in hand when they are not felt this way! Raymond there is more incredible, chatting chatting suddenly see the opposite this stop risking the oil but still very pretty face suddenly abducted by aliens, like emptying the soul as the original pair of sluggish even in this three-eyed face of a long still so pretty, Raymond could not help but want to reach out to touch just the face. He felt the first time in this life, low self-esteem, low self-esteem he had not understood his own human humble but confident. but this time he really is inferior, the original can someone so effortlessly to long to have manly handsome, middle-class family of origin and also the aesthetic character of taste are so perfect. I kept thinking, half-unconsciously Raymond hung his head Minzui laughed. when the soul of Ron Ng was also put back the aliens, doubled across the three black-eyed to see the wealthy son of a very Zhaochou mouth with a touch of spring to laugh. Thus, the heart has missed a jump .... .. so a few rounds down, the aliens have been exhausted. two people can finally recovered to gossip. just like each other, and my heart some things, like Wu Tong drying out.
this After Raymond and Ron Ng are still a lot of common ground, basically revolves around eating, drinking of course, play and work. eat, drink and work in process, less and less the number of alien presence, and the brain to a friend been an area reserved for the other party to occupy more and more, so that the names of other friends are squeezed like engraved on the toothpick so small children, and even regard the other regions to squeeze smaller.
Of course, for Raymond to eat this region, it is not only possible larger reduced.
3. cannon fodder
Raymond and Ron Ng are not seriously considered the brains of their own district issue, they still is a good brother, friend or even die of old age match, but also more and more high-profile arms around, talk softly laugh out loud and occasionally cuddle in front of the camera Zuizui eat what the other tofu.
Raymond reason dare is to hold high-profile ah good marketing tool, this may seem really fake really true or false is also the topic of men and men love the most! so he acquiesced to such a high profile in their own noses had. but it is not high profile, at least not for more than 25% of people believed, so caring to help them arrange a number of smoke bombs and cannon fodder, including Charmaine Sheh, Linda Linda Linda Ella Sammul Chan, etc..
These smoke bombs are clearly a woman (uh, that wronged you Sammul Chan a), but said earlier, Raymond's brain is no woman district. That is, he can not possibly put these women friends from work or pick out a single treatment, so he either when these women are my colleagues, or When a friend or co-workers and friends, either work to the sex scandal couple, and nothing more.
Ron Ng, let him think a woman is to a woman as a woman rather than the kind of work to colleagues and friends think he even Sometimes it takes a woman, and always a woman to send home, so he sometimes had to help things along. but because of the character, that is lazy, too lazy to think, too lazy to think ordinary people would consider those things, and easily bored, so the fate of these women can only be cannon fodder, the more entangled the more crushing blow borne. Miss Yu Shiguan glorious death, and there's so and so we do not know all the wind out of a can.
But why a phone call one day Raymond did not honor the sacrifice? very simple, not because of Ron Ng will love him, but because he died of old age, the kind of go through anything.
sympathetic everything attributed to two people who died of old age, including those suspected sweet, those shameful worrying about, and even broke it clearly to the feeling of happiness, they do not get to the bottom.
4. straight and bend only occasionally, when people
, Lin was Gesanchaiwu think outside the summit Star man event.
chance when Ron Ng Raymond had also looked at the faces become less Zhaochou still recall his shining eyes, a certain heart rate was taken wrong.
still not get to the bottom without get to the bottom, I'm afraid is to get to the bottom of the to himself in utter hopelessness.
I would rather believe that they are Italian Girl, and how logical, how easy.
say when Ron Ng choose their own when the boyfriend Girl three advantages, he was not thought Raymond. When Raymond a list of your mate, he also did not think Ron Ng's. The reason is simple, they never thought he was bent people, a moment she has no. < br> Raymond is straight, because he was not questioned in this world of so-called mainstream values, or dare not question, even if he did not have many years together and a woman buried lines, and even she has no sex life.
is Ron Ng straight, because he and the favorite among his women in bed, woman body curves can be a little lazy to cure his illness.
Raymond really want to get married, like Shou Tuoshou to walk along the streets watching movies, but he Those so-called spouse, in addition to a long-haired gentle dimple, not to find a servant that is what, ask a woman what self-respect would willingly do his workers. So you can imagine, this man and woman in love there is no concept, he said he never Wuming D-what women want to be true, he just felt that it is probably a normal life, but he needs now more than a woman to satisfy his desire, but time and a little privacy. Ron Ng
really think he can be a good boyfriend, and can teach each other to dance, cook for each other, help each other pick shirt. He never thought that these points he has done Raymond. Also included in his bad mood to listen to him talk, to coax him and eat with him, in a good mood when he was joking with him, to do shopping, and valet to accompany him to accompany him to eat.
so Raymond on Ron Ng increasingly dependent, Ron Ng Raymond rely more and more accustomed to be, he is even enjoy being a woman is different dependent on the enjoyment of watching Raymond laugh, Ron Ng feel like a spring breeze.
because the parties are compared After the sleep knowledge, no one thought anything, but a fool can look out of the two men together, when, what and usually not the same. That picture just can not help but believe in love is wonderful.
so Many good-hearted people can not help but sigh, if these two guys are a pair of young lovers, the world is how the harmony and beauty of the Well!
5.
die of old age, but I do not know is fortunate or unfortunate that Ron Ng is not settled water to a woman's heart from his brain by deleting the partition, and make up with Raymond. he do not want to think about eating too many lines to accompany Raymond Street, watching movies, remember Raymond's schedule, considered a good time to play the phone to him, so he packed room to live, to help him pick between the shirt, then he cooked meals for between heart water dinner, and together they enjoy. But his master bed room, Raymond is not slept. Raymond
it, to continue his champions, play the fool, from time to time by his what?
I firmly believe that any one of these two individuals are able to turn into another person, if he wants to.
Unfortunately, Raymond has been in the final analysis, the person to resist their own a girls heart, that they do not admit to all problems. Ron Ng and completely lazy, unwilling minds, understand style, as if life is not advanced to such a rebate Hao Zhao on it.
then still die of old age, surrounded by pink bubbles are a must regardless of whether to continue to do die of old age. Liangleichadao's help each other respond to real or fake sex scandal, but also you can dig out the other side Take a shield, anyway, people say she has no faith thing. < br> In fact, die of old age what is wrong with that? have won each of a few people die of old age?
called a world of two brothers, whether they are fooling ourselves or we have been delusional, good things in the world, do not Foreign almost warm welcome hand to hand is not the moment, is not it? as long as you happy, like.
the future is to continue to give you a few years so Hao Zhao, also, or so the saying came